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I...holy FUCK IT JUST STARTED THUNDERING SO LOUD AND ITS SO WINDY I HATE WINDY ASS THUNDER STORMS SOMEONE COME CUDDLE ME
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Andddd this is what happens when you off road on illegal roads 😳 no regrets!!! 😘😉
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The only kind of marks you should ever leave on a dog.
I’ve reblogged this photo so many times & that’s my...
- Me: Hello?
- Telemarketer: Hello, is your mother home?
- Me: I have no mother.
- Her: Well can I speak to your father?
- Me: Yeah, which one?
- Her: Which one is home?
- Me: Well they're both home..but I don't think you want to talk to Carlos. He just went through a breakup with his boyfriend, Antonio.
- Her: Oh, so your fathers' names are Carlos and Antonio?
- Me: No, no! My fathers' names are Carlos and Mark.
- Her: So who's Antonio?
- Me: I just told you, Carlos's ex.
- Her: So Carlos was cheating?
- Me: Yes, but that's only because Mark was cheating with Edith, our neighbor.
- Her: So Carlos cheated only because Mark cheated?
- Me: No, he THOUGHT Mark was cheating.
- Her: So Mark wasn't cheating?
- Me: I never said that.
- Her: Yes, yes you did!
- Me: No I didn't.
- Her: Y-yes! You did!
- Me: Did what?
- Her: Y-you- Never mind have a nice day, goodbye.
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I swear, I will do this every single time one of my little brothers graduates from somewhere.
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I am a distance runner ❤
It has more miles lol , I need this
